July 2011
1 post
Da Pope-a and Da President
The court of the boy Pope-a John Paul II was a genuine wonder. A wish fountain flowed aside each masseuse station, the ground soft with the pelts of the Dream Yeti, corners garnished with plants long dead and longer forbidden.
New to the Splendor Dome was a man who all knew, but none had ever seen in person. He was President George Superman Eagletalon, the master of America! He made...
April 2011
1 post
Stream Jourge porque>?
Skilift with Johann Hotblood doing good Delivering guts door to door SQuiggggggdy squigggdy thud thudding thud thudd thudddddddd Blow the killingm achine Brain hell shell bell 67 Tryaout ~!!!!!!! “KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK YOU GOTTA BE IN THERE!!!!” Drums the gut fairie, floating an inch off the ground, a skill drilled into him by rigorous practice and pure will. “YOUR GUTS ARE HERE...
January 2010
2 posts
A Sunday funny, perhaps?
mother-ballerina
daughter-stripper
dog body-?
Mother: Brighton Wrongwheel
Daughter: Creamshack
Dog: Slipslide
Brighton comes in after a long day of being a successful everything. “Creamshack my daughter, are you ill? Strippers have no time to be good people! Where is Slipslide?” Creamshack ponders in her fire truck outfit, ladder poking out of the back of her collar. ...
Au Jour of the Wicked
It wasn’t about how shitting low the world was to him, how that butcher carved his ham-salt knife into his already god-fucked leg and poisoned his wife with a Louisville slugger. It was about the trail of begs and pleads and no’s left in the shade of a rusty metal wink.
December 2009
1 post
Listen
September 2009
1 post
Cromwell announces rock opera
The man with the serpentine tie Slicked green hair, scar under one eye Once took a rock-off from Buddy Guy Still not as cool as my SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN (SATAN) The Stones and the Clash on family double dare Peace, Prosperity and universal health care Robocop on Shadowfax in Dr. Claw’s lair doesn’t compare to SATAN SATAN LORD SATANSMITH SATANTON THE SATANTH (SATAN)
June 2009
14 posts
The AMA and post post
AMA was pretty fly. I remember such things as lobsters fighting Gobbleskats fighting Metroids, improv (which we should be able to get online in the near future), and heavy drinking until I ended up under a sink for half the night Saturday. Big thanks to Ed for treating us way better than we are as always. The man must think we are Jamiroquai or something, and I’m not telling him...
Shake cha body
At AMA, wasting time before getting my first Sonics. Pics are up on my twitter (twitter.com/Juese). All of improv was captured on video. Stay tuned.
and then there was... KOREA
Watched the first half of MASH for the first time since…well, it was perhaps junior high. And I was reminded of what a crazy good film this really was. [ed: amusing, a commercial for Stripes is playing in the background as I write this.] And the wonderful thing is, it doesn’t discredit the show nor its cast.
I love a movie that starts with you in the middle, with limited...
Howard Goodall
“Ace Rimmer Theme”
...
Quick! To the balls of my fucking robot!
Apoxy: AMA this weekend. Shayla up in two weeks.
Rain: Writing must happen. To write what? What hasn’t been written? Back to post-modernist procrastination. Prominade.
Velveteen: I’m the shining shuriken in your heart, baby
The dark Kata
Minutia: Flower, Sun and Rain is expectedly tomorrow, not today. And I couldn’t sleep long due to heat. Ah, I must get used to this for the next few months. But, my day turned around when I was told by a friendly fembot that I did not in fact have to report for jury duty.
X-Strike’n: Made contact with the writer of There Will Be Brawl, a noir comedy vg series that The Escapist now...
Hooked on the Turnabout Orchestra (and Turnabout...
God is small
Testing BLOG to BLOG technology. Oh, the online snares of a 10 hour overnight shift.
We recorded this podcast to go with the Sidequest...
Counterculture Ray Gun
Commander Kahn playable in Elite Beat Agents? Funny shit. Yes, he has the female animations.
Whereas I said I was gonna watch Hard Boiled the other night, I didn’t make it past the 15 minute mark. Tonight however, I watched it on my lovely TV, and was reminded of how elegantly badass Woo was. Of course it’s not revelation that Hard Boiled is bitchin ass kickery, it’s just...
May 2009
4 posts
Sarcastic Nuts and Nuts
Am I taking a special glee doing to Twitter through Tumblr what it does to Facebook/LJ/etc? Perhaps. If people care enough to click off Twat to read it. I’ll keep posting different shit to all my internets, since I’m not fond of the re-twatting.
So here we are. A clever title (it’s from Elite Beat Agents!) and a long blank page to look at it. Been a while since I could...
Christ on a fish hook!
Testing out the waters here. I prefer the look and freedom of Tumblr from what I’ve seen. In fact everything besides not having many friends on it and the difficulty of customizing. I was so up on HTML. CSS is an old nun wrapping my knuckles with a ruler.